65 Silly And Catchy Fish Puns That Will Hook You Immediately

Maybe you have a fish tank in your home. Maybe you go fishing every summer. Or maybe the closest you have come to swimming through the ocean was when you played Go Fish as a child. No matter what your relationship to those undersea critters is, here are the best fish puns that will leave you gasping for breath. Not even squidding!

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So pervasive has this trend become that it has spawned sorry various Tumblrs including whitetinderboysholdingfish, guysholdingfishontinder and deadfishoftinder. More fascinating is news of an actual fish hierarchy. The most popular is the great northern tilefish, which features in more than a fifth of the pictures. Red snapper, grouper and mackerel follow close behind. Presumably, this is because barracudas are scavengers and have been known to attack swimmers, and this might send out the wrong message.