60 Painfully Obvious Signs The Man You’re Dating Is A Total Douchebag

So, my darling, this article is for you if you ask yourself why you only seem to be attracted to men that are bad boys or a “douchebags” that always end up hurting you. I have dealt with this topic so often that I am now an expert on “the douchebag. And it breaks my heart every time another woman is crying her eyes out to me after being screwed over by this type of man. Now, just to be clear, women can be douchebags too.

A douchebag is someone who treats people badly.

And while it’s true that it takes time to really get to know a person, there are a few early warning signs you can heed to protect yourself from.

Lifestyle Motoring. Then again, dating someone without a car would also mean that you don’t have to deal with the pitfalls below. But two or more and it should be a cue for you to cut and run as soon as you can. Now, we should make it clear that doing dubious things to your car is not indicative of any major sort of character flaw sociopathy, history of serial killing, etc. In all fairness, there are some cars out there that look good with matte finishes.

Specifically, tanks and the Batmobile. Information overload is real, folks. You see all those decals and lurid paintwork? Well, racing teams are paid huge sums of money by sponsors to have their branding splashed all over their cars. Unless your date is being paid to have their ride plastered with branding, there simply is no excuse.

Which makes the huge wing on the car that just rocked up to pick you up a purely cosmetic add-on. A particuarly distasteful cosmetic add-on, if we may make so bold. We get cars can sometimes smell pretty funky even though they’re cleaned regularly, which is why air fresheners can definitely come in handy.